If you give a 4 year old a tape dispenser....

A construction vehicle securely taped to our train table

My 4 year old son was always asking for tape in order to fix or attach things.  And, when he wanted tape, he always seemed to want MORE tape than I would offer him.  I don't know if all kids are like this, but mine seemed to have an interest in connecting things,... with tape.

So, Santa hit a serious home run this year when he delivered a Chameleon Tape Dispenser and a 6-pack of Scotch Tape Refills.

Yes, the Chameleon himself has been taped.

Now, I have to tell you, this kid can really tape!  Below is just a sampling of the projects I have found around the house thanks to our new tape dispenser (and 6 extra rolls of tape).

So far, these projects seem to fall into a few categories, the first being "Artzooka."

Under the influence of "Artzooka" 

We don't have cable TV, but over our antenna, we get a Canadian TV station with kids shows, and one of the shows my boys like is called Artzooka.  The premise is that this Artsy Canadian (Jeremy) makes all sorts of art projects from things around the house (a jet pack made out of water bottles, a yeti made out of a disposable coffee cup and popsicle sticks).  Most of all, I think Jeremy likes to use tape.  I believe the following projects were inspired by Jeremy.

"Shooter" 

The shooter was one of many projects involving either toilet paper rolls or paper towel rolls.  It also included a popsicle stick propped up over a pom-pom.  This made the popsicle stick have just the right resistance to be a good trigger for the shooter.

"shield face"

This shield face was one of my favorites.  I am not sure exactly how it shields your face, but I can tell you that it was made using one of the Scotch Tape refill boxes (the gift that keeps on giving), some string and a popsicle stick.

"star fainer"

This gadget is made out of a wine cork, pipe cleaners and a sticker, and is called a "star fainer."  Believe it or not, this star fainer can make you be wherever you want to be.  It was suggested to me that I pick California, so I did, and voila! I was there.  For the record, California looked a lot like my living room.  

"cannonball juicer"

As the name suggests, the cannonball juicer blasts juice at your face.  At this point, I have not seen it in action, and I think it would be best to leave it that way.  It is made of an empty hot chocolate tin, popsicle sticks, an empty paper towel roll and purple pom-poms.

"Artzooka" 8 year old style

"plane"

My 8 year old also loved his little brothers new tape dispenser and joined right in to create the clothespin and popsicle stick plane (above) and the wooden ninja star (below). 

"ninja star"

And, since my 8 year old is nothing if not practical, he realized that all these gadgets were going to be using a lot of power, so he created a recharger (below).  I believe this is a universal recharger because he explained it works for all of the newly created gadgets (but not my cell phone).  This universal recharger can be made with some felt, paper, a couple buttons and stickers.

"recharger"

STAY! THERE!

The next category that these tape projects seem to fall into are things that just won't stay where they are supposed to stay, but thanks to the miracle of tape, they have been attached (whether they like it or not).

It is possible that Chewbacca wanted to ride on this remote control car.  There really was not a good place for him to ride, though - this thing has no seats.  As you can see, the problem has been solved.  The same can be said for this lizard that I found riding a plane (below).

For my birthday last year, I was given a pink race car which, unfortunately, did not have a good seat for the driver.  I was happy to see that, Robin (one of our favorite super-heroes) was chosen.

Mystery Boxes

These next two projects may not look like much, but I have decided that they warrant their own tape project category of "mystery boxes."  They are kleenex boxes that have been sealed off.  Taped to the top of the first box is a small wooden frog that my husband got in India (see closeup photo below).  The second is without charms.  The fun thing about these, though, is that when I shake them, I can hear something thumping around inside.  Is it a super-hero mini-figure?  A chapstick?  Possibly even something I think I've misplaced?  But since I am that kid who never once peeked at her Christmas presents before Christmas day, these boxes remain a mystery to me.

mystery box #1

mystery box #1 - wooden frog

mystery box #2

Now, my blog will need to come to an end, but  I believe the tape dispenser will continue to provide us with happiness and entertainment.  To be fair, the tape dispenser has not been all fun and games.  Three band-aids have been put to use due to that sharp cutting edge.  But as with skinned knees, I can't protect those kids from everything.

I know the band-aids are a bit of a downer and I don't want to end with a downer, so I will leave you with this picture of my son's beloved "piggy."

"piggy" - with a party hat taped to his face

Super-hero Lotion

The problem: 
Lotion sucks.  I know it.  My kids know it.  It's greasy.  It's cold.  It makes your pajamas cling to you after your bath.

- before -

But, I was tired of getting the "bad mom" look from my kid's doctor as she told me for the um-teenth time that my kids had dry skin.  I went home and after just one day of forcing lotion onto my children (I'll spare you the details), I knew I needed a new approach.  Well, out of necessity comes invention, and "Superhero Lotion" came to be.

My solution:  "Superhero Lotion"
Superhero Lotion is just regular lotion - the superhero powers are all in the application.

How to apply:

The Superman "S" - make an "S" on their chest, this gives them Superman powers.
The Zorro "Z" - make a "Z" on their back - this gives them good sword fighting skills.
The Fast Leg - one leg needs a quick zip down the leg - this is the fast leg.
The Zig-Zag Leg - one leg needs a zig-zag motion - this is for good zig-zagging.
Fast Feet - the feet should be quickly patted to make them "fast feet."
Good Sitting skills - pat the butt for good sitting skills (yes, this is a superhero power)
The "I love you" Arm - one arm gets a straight line "I" for the "I love you" from mom.
The # 1 Arm - one arm gets a straight line #1 because mom thinks they're the best.
The Mask - so the bad guys can't see them - it works better when applied in dots.

- after -

Note: I wrote this blog post awhile back, but am posting it today.  Since writing the post, I have learned that lotion can also make you into many other things which frequently include a cheetah. (Think fast legs, whiskers on the cheeks, cheetah spots on his fur wherever lotion is needed).